So many people are making this end-of-the-world thing so negative. The end of the world can be so positive. I like to look on the bright side of world destructive and find the silver linings of the planet disappearing. Below are a few things I think give the end of the world some modest appeal.
1. Oprah will be as broke as the rest of us. When the world goes away the OWN network goes bankrupt because its equipment and network are gone and Oprah goes back to wearing her casting clothes from the Color Purple.
2. no repayment of student loans. A lot of people worry about going into default and the consequences from the gov't, but rest assured once the world ends you can sleep easier not worrying about the Dept. of Education.
3. Willow Smith and Cymphonique will be ushers. They won't be allowed to sing solos in Heaven's choir nor live off their parent's success. Just white gloves and silence for these two.
4. Your baby's mothers can no longer fight you or each other. No more awkward holiday moments or lies about why it took you so long to pick up your son. All is peace in the end of the world.
5. Your kids will no longer ask you 400 questions a minute. They can ask the librarian in Heaven's (or hell cuz some of these youngins have made a real case for hell placement) library
and they can find out where baby's use to come from or why Daddy use to wear Mommy's clothes.
6. No tax audits. You won't have to scour the neighborhood for random unused SS#s or find an accountant that can cook the books for a modest fee. Taxation will be over and April deadlines will fade away.
7. Obama will not be president. I know a lot people will be relieved at this, but once the world ends Obama will not be in the White House. and fortunately Fox News wont be broadcasting so we don't have to watch the celebration and listen to the commentary once Obama is not president.
8. If you raised hell on earth, once the world ends you will continue to raise hell. Just literally this time. you will be raising the buildings in hell in a Lucifer brick masonry apprenticeship. It will be extremely hot, but as a hell-raiser you are used to adversity, good luck.
9. Cam Newton's payments will stop once the world ends. Some people are upset about these payments but once the world ends Cam and Minister Newton will have to find financial aid elsewhere.
10. The McRib will never come back. A processed remains of some animal pressed to look like the ribs of a porcupine will cease to exist. McDonald's will never be able to defrost this stuff every 6 mos & sell it as a consumer good. That is enough to root for the end of the world.
1. Oprah will be as broke as the rest of us. When the world goes away the OWN network goes bankrupt because its equipment and network are gone and Oprah goes back to wearing her casting clothes from the Color Purple.
2. no repayment of student loans. A lot of people worry about going into default and the consequences from the gov't, but rest assured once the world ends you can sleep easier not worrying about the Dept. of Education.
3. Willow Smith and Cymphonique will be ushers. They won't be allowed to sing solos in Heaven's choir nor live off their parent's success. Just white gloves and silence for these two.
4. Your baby's mothers can no longer fight you or each other. No more awkward holiday moments or lies about why it took you so long to pick up your son. All is peace in the end of the world.
5. Your kids will no longer ask you 400 questions a minute. They can ask the librarian in Heaven's (or hell cuz some of these youngins have made a real case for hell placement) library
and they can find out where baby's use to come from or why Daddy use to wear Mommy's clothes.
6. No tax audits. You won't have to scour the neighborhood for random unused SS#s or find an accountant that can cook the books for a modest fee. Taxation will be over and April deadlines will fade away.
7. Obama will not be president. I know a lot people will be relieved at this, but once the world ends Obama will not be in the White House. and fortunately Fox News wont be broadcasting so we don't have to watch the celebration and listen to the commentary once Obama is not president.
8. If you raised hell on earth, once the world ends you will continue to raise hell. Just literally this time. you will be raising the buildings in hell in a Lucifer brick masonry apprenticeship. It will be extremely hot, but as a hell-raiser you are used to adversity, good luck.
9. Cam Newton's payments will stop once the world ends. Some people are upset about these payments but once the world ends Cam and Minister Newton will have to find financial aid elsewhere.
10. The McRib will never come back. A processed remains of some animal pressed to look like the ribs of a porcupine will cease to exist. McDonald's will never be able to defrost this stuff every 6 mos & sell it as a consumer good. That is enough to root for the end of the world.
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