As the new year begins, amazingly i am still tired. Humans are always engaged in things that sometimes defy logic...
Still tired...
1. People with $400 cell phones who don't know how to use them because they shouldn't have them in the first place. You can't impress any1 with the newest Iphone or Nokia or whatever smart phone you overpaid for b/c u can't use it. This genius got a phone that can walk the dog, lineup ya hair, & stitch hems and u can't even save the # from a text msg.
2. People with liability insurance on a car that's not paid in full. If you don't know why this is not too smart, you r probably gonna learn an expensive lesson...
3. If you go to a party hosted by some group/person at the college you attended and you don't know half the people there...u r probably too old to be there.
4. If you have at least two kids and 2 different daddies, your should wait until marriage to give the 3rd guy any goodies.
5. A relationship is not 2 people cheating on each other. There's nothing wrong with moving on.
6. Television is not a babysitter.
7. Don't ever put you were a stripper on a job application. Never. Honesty is not always the best policy.
8. Writing a note to say "goodbye" or "I'm moving" on facebook. Unless you are deleting your FB account, the internet is still accessible wherever your new location is..so who cares if you r still on FB, just in a new location? Stop being dramatic..you r not that important...
9. Never loan money. The smart man has figured out its better to owe you than owe the power company because you can't cut his lights off or ruin his credit if he doesn't pay.
10. People who slow down at green lights, because they think they may turn red. That's what a yellow light is for - to slow down. If its green then just drive...
11. Gay men who don't know they're confused. If you are a man, who uses feminine traits to attract men, then genius even you, through your actions, acknowledge that men should be attracted to females and female characteristics. Applause...
12. If you complain about your relationship more than you praise it..then u r an idiot. If its that bad..guess what..LEAVE! No one wants to hear you always complaining about a man or woman and then watch you go back for more abuse. Obviously u like being lied to or cheated on..so can it.
13. Please don't tell secrets and get mad because the other person told. If you don't have the willpower to keep your secrets to yourself..how can you fault someone for doing what you just did - tellin ya business.
14. Bluetooth. There are all kinds. They are on sale. Please go IMMEDIATELY & buy one. It irks me to drive behind someone doin 13.6 miles per hour in the fast lane on the interstate because they are leaning and talking with a cell phone to their ear. It should make ya arm hurt so you have to keep switching hands...get a Bluetooth genius.
15. If you are paying a utility bill such as lights or gas, please don't act a fool at Alabama Power b/c they are going to cut your lights off. You sat there for 30 days watching Judge Mathis and cooking smores on a hot plate, using their electricity. You owe them..how do you have the audacity to now not want to pay. Stop using they stuff then...
16.I have seen black people in the bank cashing unemployment checks trying to ridicule white people about Obama being president, hoping to make the "white person mad." The white guy is depositing his payroll money to pay his employees. Uh u r homeless & he is buying more homes...so who's really the genius at the moment? Smh...
17.Why do my people not have checking accounts? They are free...you spend $5 bucks in gas, time, and the check cashing fee every week when you can have your paycheck direct deposited for free....
18.Why do you dress your son like a dope boy? Why does a 6-year-old have gold fronts? Why? And when he gets locked up at 14, everyone in the family is going to claim they don't know where he went wrong...my people....smh...
19.Fellas..shoe game..lets tighten it up. There is nothing more hilarious then seeing a cat with namebrand everything, or a clean blazer, etc. & looking down at them busted stacy adams. Just like u keep your tennis shoe collection clean & up-to-date..the same should be done with your casual/dress shoes. I didnt kno they still made Eastlands...lol
20.Fellas..this 1 may hurt..we have to stop lying on our male organs. B/c there will always b that 1 time you r out with the fellas and we run into that female you been lyin about & she gives you that blank stare like she doesn't kno u & certainly has never let u c her naked...we aint gonna say nothin..but after we drop you off at the crib..we r gonna laugh our asses off @ your lyin azz...
Still tired...
1. People with $400 cell phones who don't know how to use them because they shouldn't have them in the first place. You can't impress any1 with the newest Iphone or Nokia or whatever smart phone you overpaid for b/c u can't use it. This genius got a phone that can walk the dog, lineup ya hair, & stitch hems and u can't even save the # from a text msg.
2. People with liability insurance on a car that's not paid in full. If you don't know why this is not too smart, you r probably gonna learn an expensive lesson...
3. If you go to a party hosted by some group/person at the college you attended and you don't know half the people there...u r probably too old to be there.
4. If you have at least two kids and 2 different daddies, your should wait until marriage to give the 3rd guy any goodies.
5. A relationship is not 2 people cheating on each other. There's nothing wrong with moving on.
6. Television is not a babysitter.
7. Don't ever put you were a stripper on a job application. Never. Honesty is not always the best policy.
8. Writing a note to say "goodbye" or "I'm moving" on facebook. Unless you are deleting your FB account, the internet is still accessible wherever your new location is..so who cares if you r still on FB, just in a new location? Stop being dramatic..you r not that important...
9. Never loan money. The smart man has figured out its better to owe you than owe the power company because you can't cut his lights off or ruin his credit if he doesn't pay.
10. People who slow down at green lights, because they think they may turn red. That's what a yellow light is for - to slow down. If its green then just drive...
11. Gay men who don't know they're confused. If you are a man, who uses feminine traits to attract men, then genius even you, through your actions, acknowledge that men should be attracted to females and female characteristics. Applause...
12. If you complain about your relationship more than you praise it..then u r an idiot. If its that bad..guess what..LEAVE! No one wants to hear you always complaining about a man or woman and then watch you go back for more abuse. Obviously u like being lied to or cheated on..so can it.
13. Please don't tell secrets and get mad because the other person told. If you don't have the willpower to keep your secrets to yourself..how can you fault someone for doing what you just did - tellin ya business.
14. Bluetooth. There are all kinds. They are on sale. Please go IMMEDIATELY & buy one. It irks me to drive behind someone doin 13.6 miles per hour in the fast lane on the interstate because they are leaning and talking with a cell phone to their ear. It should make ya arm hurt so you have to keep switching hands...get a Bluetooth genius.
15. If you are paying a utility bill such as lights or gas, please don't act a fool at Alabama Power b/c they are going to cut your lights off. You sat there for 30 days watching Judge Mathis and cooking smores on a hot plate, using their electricity. You owe them..how do you have the audacity to now not want to pay. Stop using they stuff then...
16.I have seen black people in the bank cashing unemployment checks trying to ridicule white people about Obama being president, hoping to make the "white person mad." The white guy is depositing his payroll money to pay his employees. Uh u r homeless & he is buying more homes...so who's really the genius at the moment? Smh...
17.Why do my people not have checking accounts? They are free...you spend $5 bucks in gas, time, and the check cashing fee every week when you can have your paycheck direct deposited for free....
18.Why do you dress your son like a dope boy? Why does a 6-year-old have gold fronts? Why? And when he gets locked up at 14, everyone in the family is going to claim they don't know where he went wrong...my people....smh...
19.Fellas..shoe game..lets tighten it up. There is nothing more hilarious then seeing a cat with namebrand everything, or a clean blazer, etc. & looking down at them busted stacy adams. Just like u keep your tennis shoe collection clean & up-to-date..the same should be done with your casual/dress shoes. I didnt kno they still made Eastlands...lol
20.Fellas..this 1 may hurt..we have to stop lying on our male organs. B/c there will always b that 1 time you r out with the fellas and we run into that female you been lyin about & she gives you that blank stare like she doesn't kno u & certainly has never let u c her naked...we aint gonna say nothin..but after we drop you off at the crib..we r gonna laugh our asses off @ your lyin azz...
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